Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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