cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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