Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I deserve this hangover.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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