apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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