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I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.

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Did it?

(806): View more from Texas

Not as such, no.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

isnt it creepy that our bodies make people

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(440): View more from Ohio

woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!

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(248): View more from Michigan

he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?

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