We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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