is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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