we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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