what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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