He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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