fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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