So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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