Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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