Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
bring money and cleavage
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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