You're so nebulous sometimes
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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