Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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