She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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