ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it's great music for shaving your balls
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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