Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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