I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I think people are normalizing furries
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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