real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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