i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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