even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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