'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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