Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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