He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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