Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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