But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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