She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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