well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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