Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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