Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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