Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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