Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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