I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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