Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm gonna fight the coyote
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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