Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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