Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
not ubering you a puppy
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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