okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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