i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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