some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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