He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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