'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize