She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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