Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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