We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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