i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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