In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
How external is "for external use only"?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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