I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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