better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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