we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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