my mouth tastes like poor choices
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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