There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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