have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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