btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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