i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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