my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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