She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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