nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My vagina is very pro this idea
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