first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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