Dual....:-)
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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